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Old 11-03-2005   #1 (permalink)
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Funny Bush Joke

Before anyone starts getting on my case, I didn't write it, I only copy-pasted it here. It is funny, tho.


At a doctors convention in Geneva, an Israeli doctor comments, "In Israel, we are so advanced that we can put one guy's testicles on another and in 6 weeks he is out looking for a job."

The German doctor, not to be outdone, replied, "Well, in Germany we can remove the heart from a patient, put it in another, and in 4 weeks he is out looking for a job."

The Russian doctor laughed at this and replied, "In Russia we can take the brain out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for a job 2 weeks later."

The American Doctor laughed even harder and said, "Oh, yeah, well, in America we can take a person with no brains, no heart, and no testicles and put him in the Whitehouse and have the whole country looking for a job within days!"
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from a joke perspective - i give it a 1 out of 10
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ehh not a bad joke but if anything bush possesses some testicles
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^...no he doesnt. I do not see him as a good marksman in iraq right now.
The joke is great 10+.
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^...no he doesnt. I do not see him as a good marksman in iraq right now.
The joke is great 10+.
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yeah bush has yet to do anything ballsy. i mean he rides bikes.
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you guys must be stupid as shyt if you think bush doesn't have balls. bush has BIG balls to in the first place bring all of our troops over to iraq and afghanistan and fight a war. okay okay there were no weapons of mass destruction blah blah blah but they are still f****** terrorists. they would kill us at the chance and are doing so. If bush listened to the way the country is talking now, we would be in a world of shyt. I know hes not the best president but what we are doing over there is not a waste. The views of america today are *****fied. 50 years ago America would NEVER have put up with whats going on today. The citizens of the United States arer being to "nice" to everybody. If you dont like wahts happening, hit the road jack. Thats what needs to start happening. All these people from other countrys that are now "citizens" are complaining that "these are my people, they are not hurting anyone" thats a bunch of bull shyt. They would hurt anyone at the chance. Its better that we are in this now instead of waiting until something horrible happened again. Oh and another thing that gets me mad is whne people try to change everything away from God. This country was founded by God. Now i'm reading that these people are trying to take the word God out of the pledge of allegience. Thats the biggest bunch of bull shyt I have ever read in my entire life. If people dont start stepping up to the plate and stop worrying about everybodys feelings, this country is going to be a place where "everything is okay" and if you've every messed up in your life or your running from the government in another country, you can just chill here. we wont mind. BULL SHYT.

AHH I feel very refreshed now.
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Does anybody agree/disagree with me???
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you don't sign papers sending troops to war with your testicles...you use your hands to do that....
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and a pen, while humming mary had a little lamb to yourself.
Thats the GWB way.
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you wouldn't happen to be racist or inbred, would you? i'm not saying that everyone down there is by all means, but it sounds like you have some serious issues. have you sought professional help?
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give me an example that would make you think that i have issues. and no i'm not inbred or racist.
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Haha NOT a funny joke, pretty stupid actually... Great way to get all the Bush haters out of their moms basements to start the blame game.
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