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Old 09-30-2005   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Good Bush Joke..

Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks: "How many is a Brazillion ??!"
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LMAO that is funny
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Ha ha... ROFL...
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o shit thats funny. next he'll ask what a "soldier" is
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Funny joke...

Problem is that I read that a little while ago in a readers digest, and it wasn't a joke, a woman actually asked "how much was 3 brazilian". I hate it when people take someone else's stupidity and edit it to make it Bush's, because he didn't say that.

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Funny joke...

Problem is that I read that a little while ago in a readers digest, and it wasn't a joke, a woman actually asked "how much was 3 brazilian". I hate it when people take someone else's stupidity and edit it to make it Bush's, because he didn't say that.

Of course he didn't say that! It's a joke, it's all made-up. It's funny because you can totally imagine Bush saying something like that.
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who else was waiting for zapthycat to get upset?
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Of course he didn't say that! It's a joke, it's all made-up. It's funny because you can totally imagine Bush saying something like that.
Except that it's not made up. It actually happened, and some woman was the ditz... not our pres.

I know that a lot of people hate him, but you have to give him credit that he's not as dumb as everyone things. I didn't graduate Harvard, and neither did you.

People just don't like him because he pretends to be conservative and they hate that, and since he's from the south that makes him sound stupid and slow, so they exploit that.
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actually, he is as dumb, if not dumber than everyone thinks. you think he deservingly graduated from harvard? lol. lolololololol.
im from the south, and i know people that talk with a harder accent and slower, yet are quite intelligent.
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Except that it's not made up. It actually happened, and some woman was the ditz... not our pres.

I know that a lot of people hate him, but you have to give him credit that he's not as dumb as everyone things. I didn't graduate Harvard, and neither did you.

People just don't like him because he pretends to be conservative and they hate that, and since he's from the south that makes him sound stupid and slow, so they exploit that.
He's from Massachusetts and only claims to be from Tx. He was born in the north east. Anywho, that aside, he is smarter than people claim. My g/f has briefed him numerous times (she works on China and that's a hot topic for him) and she says that he's actually really smart and well read. Even though I believe her (and she doesn't like him eather), it's too easy to play on his public image.
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I believe his intentions and goals de not reflect off his public image of the village idiot.
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LOL!!

and i dont care what his intentions are, anyone who is, or appears to be, a village idiot has no place as the president. governor, fine...but not the president.
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holy shit thats hilarioied.; first i hate tha preds. i can't astand hitsaas. he is stoo stupid it hurts. i can't wait till the nect elcetion cause im no gonna have to deal with his ass eanymoente. damn moneky. that dude is so bumb his crap is asmaerter than him. im boreed
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