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Originally Posted by 88AccordDX Check the pockets of ALL the clothes you wore. Look in the washing machine, the dryer.
Tear your g/f's purse apart! |
This reminds me of a George Carlin bit...
Q: Where did you have them last?
A: If I knew that I would still have my keys
Mom: "Well they didn't just get up and walk away!"
Him: "Right" - One time I lost the cat. It just got up and walked away.
You'll check everywhere for your keys. You'll look places you haven't been in 10 years for something you had 10 minutes ago.
Check inside everything, even the home made corn muffins. You could have been baking and dropped your keys in there causing them to become baked and trapped inside.
Also, check your grandfathers WWI uniform. You may have handed him the keys before the battle of Verdun.
That's all I got.