[armieo]

I was planning on going down to Rio de Janiero for 5 days with one of my girl friends....

Does anyone have any advice on where to go, what to see, where to find the hot chicks, how not to get robbed, and what the best hotels and airfares are?

[Master]

how to find hot chicks: Dude it's f-ing Rio they are everywhere

How to not get robbed:carry your actuall money in your shoe. Then a roll of about 10 $1's (or their smallest bill) and rap it in like a mid range bill (their equivalent to a $20), when some one says give me your money pull it out, start slowly backing away. Then through it one way and run the other. Sure you will be out $30 but at least you won't be out more than that. Also if you don't have one get either a wallet that clips to your belt or a chain wallet so that won't get taken. You may not be a chain wallet person but you can tuck the chain into you back pocket and no one will hardly notice.

[DaPipeLayer]

Basicly what he said and put an alarm on your pockets. Or don't put anything valuable in your pockets. The hot girls are everywhere and go to the beaches where they allow nude sunbathing, lots, lots and lots of eye candy. There will also be some eye sores.

[armieo]

You've been?

[DaPipeLayer]

All you really need to do is watch the Simpsons episode when they go to Rio, you'll learn everything you need to know. Lol, i'm not kidding either.

[ponyman]

Stay away from the porn stars down there they have the HIV....