[dirk21]

ok so i am supposed to go to a club this weekend with this girl that is on the dance team here. i haven't been dancing in over a year i don't really know if i can still dance without looking stupid. i guess i'm just really nervous because she is on the dance team and that is all she does. so can anyone give me any pointers i've danced before but not in a long time. the other day i went to a wedding and i actually forgot how to two step, i was a little embarrassed. i probably still know how to dance but i just wanted to get some pointers before i go. this girl makes me real nervous, the club plays basically all hip hop. thanks.

[civic01vtec]

turn on BET and get busy

and be honest with the girl, tell you that you aren't the best dancer in the world and you know that she is really good, so please don't make fun of me........and she will be like "awwwww.........how cute"

then when you get there, grind with her a little and by the end of the night, you will be hittin skins

[cryption]

then ask to stick it in her pooper





lol j/k

[sivikchik]

dont go crazy w/ your arms in the air and yellin and bouncin around like u have to go potty... just move from side to side... if shes going slow then u go slow... if shes speedingup, grab her hips and slow her down to the pace where u feel comfy... tell her what civic said about not being the best dancer... then hint around for some "private lessons"

i know we have all seen save the last dance here... c'mon...

[cryption]

Originally posted by sivikchik
then hint around for some "private lessons"

and then ask to stick it in her pooper!







lol j/k again!

[Boiler_Room]

First thing u gotta do is hit the booze, that always gets me on the dance floor.

Just don't go too wild or get self-conscious.

You'll end up blending into the background anyway, so don't sweat it, people aren't watching.

[grbudd]

Just do what feels comfortable and don't think about what you look like. That will make you self conscious and not want to dance. Feel the music and then move, it works then like cryption says stick it in her pooper!!! Maybe put your tounge in first though

[cryption]

^^^ lol tounge

[Pharoh]

Originally posted by sivikchik
dont go crazy w/ your arms in the air and yellin and bouncin around like u have to go potty...

^^ I get a funny ass picture in my head reading that...I just imagined Jim Carey in Dumb and Dumber...haha