Alright everybody heres the deal. I've got a really good friend of mine, she's downright beautiful. Now i know most of you are thinking "damn pat, go tap dat ass, go on, you can do it". well its not like that for one thing, and I've got a little lady for myself.
Back on subject, I'm really worried about her because she is always talkin about how she's ugly. She's not trust me. here's an excerpt(dunno if thats the right word) from one of our AIM conversations.
me: how r ya?
her: alrite
her: u
me: i'm pretty good
me: anythin wrong?
her: just thinking about my ugliness and what i could possibly do to make myself look better
i proceede to tell her she's really pretty and my usual cheer up someone lines (i'm a really nice guy haha). it doesn't work at all, she just says thanks.
anyways i'm really worried she'll become annerexic or bullemic (not the ability to read minds, anyone who's seen Zoolander
), and I really wouldn't want that to happen. I'm sure you guys and gals have all known someone that has gone down that path and I know its not pretty (no pun intended). well is there anything I can do to help her? i'm thinkin about making a CD or something with lots of songs that are about pretty women, and I'll put a little comment next to each song when i right out whats on it.
also i think theres the fact she cant get a boyfriend (yeah pretty ironic doncha think). i just think theres the fact guys dont trust her because of her looks and she's really flirtatious. and i'm thinkin maybe she thinks shes not pretty when really the fact is she's too pretty.
any ideas for my friend?
